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Planet Noevo Planet Noevo

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars May 15, 2010

Repetitive, and overtly micro managing.

Cool looking graphics, but really repetitive. You have to die 50 times before you have enough "Metal", "Mineral", or other bullshit like that just so you can get a decent weapon. The upgrade system is completely FUBAR, where I can get a speed upgrade but still not run faster than those little stag beetle things that are the first things you see. The sand worm is another broken thing, where you lose half your health even when you are with the highest shield level. It pushes you when it sprouts up on the ground, shoving you away from your ship that you need to run to because you are about to "starve" or lose your "energy". The turret is completely useless, it doesn't shoot at the boss, and it takes a LOT of shots to kill those retarded little beetles. Maybe something that follows you around would be better, because you can get worked into a corner of a rock by those things. The energy system is flawed also, because you can be several squares away from your base but start to run very slowly and get screwed by that.
Overall, a very unpleasant experience, like burping through your nose after drinking a coke.



Weapon. Weapon.

Rated 3 / 5 stars January 1, 2010

Fun for a little bit, but has some problems.

This is a fun game to play for a little bit, but:
(in chronological order)
Delta Sniper dies too easily in the later levels.
Weapons don't seem to have enough magazine capacity
Back story makes little sense (Why send a whole battalion after 1 already-destroyed helicopter?)
Guns in the background aren't in the game.
Reloading is too slow.


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The Last Stand. The Last Stand.

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars December 13, 2009

Broke as a joke, but still ok.

Repetitive, laggy, glitchy, weak ai, the list goes on.
The find-o-meter wouldn't go up at all, when I shot the UMP, it stuck at 24 rounds and wouldn't shoot, it ran slow on my comp, with no other applications or unnecessary processes running, and ugly graphics. I'm not saying that this game isn't fun, it's just not as fun to keep me playing for more than an hour without screaming obscenities and slamming my keyboard against my monitor against my face.